quantumstarlight:

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

"Wouldn’t you like to four score with me?"

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

image

Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
luanlegacy:

itsaboutbreezy:

fierrrrrrce:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

PREACHHHHH

X

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luanlegacy:

itsaboutbreezy:

fierrrrrrce:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

PREACHHHHH

X

HOLY SHIT. QUOTE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS