Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)
"Wouldn’t you like to four score with me?"
Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
can we talk about this
you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks