arktos-on-ankh:

thenimbus:

dadbully:

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

Holy shit

I am in physical pain

I am actually really confused because this girl looks, acts and talks like me.

jakemalik:

when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time

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10 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #317

ultrafacts:

1. Petting a cat helps lower your blood pressure as well as the cat’s.

2. If a friend is too proud to apologize for doing you wrong, that person is not your friend.

3. If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it. You can then sweep it up easily.

4. If you stand up too fast and you start to black out, tighten your abs as hard as you can.

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onoredecade:

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

Don’t be such a birch about it

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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coldg:

diamondzfanclub:

just…

LIFE IS NOT FAIR, FUCK IT, I GIVE UP

coldg:

diamondzfanclub:

just…

LIFE IS NOT FAIR, FUCK IT, I GIVE UP

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

ken’s got game